at this point if you already hadn’t dissolved into tears, you started now
(Source: oedipicity, via bragi-god-of-bullshit)
When I first got to Seattle, I took a walk around my new neighbourhood, Greenlake, to get to know the place. And by that I mean I went and found the nearest fro-yo shop. As I was rounding the corner back to my house I saw the most glorious thing sitting on the sidewalk: that cat, right there. That glorious, weird-faced cat. He came right up to me and we had a cuddle and I made sure to take a picture. Mostly because how can you verbally describe that face, am I right?
I went inside and was all, “So, Lauren, there’s this weird looking cat.” And she’s all, “The white shaved one with the face?” And I was all, “YEAH!” That’s how that conversation went. She told me that he hangs around the neighbourhood and is super friendly.
After that, every time I left the house or came home, I was hoping to run into the cat again. When I went out the other day for a walk (read: to get fro-yo), he was across the street chillin’. Maybe a little bit of illin’. (I have no idea what that means.) But this time he had a name tag.
AND IT SAID “MISTER FACE”.
Holy shit. That may be the most perfect name for that cat. I can’t even… Ugh, too good.
Anyway, I think Mister Face should be famous on the Internet. He’s obviously way more fantastic than all those other Internet cats (sorry beloved Grumpy Cat and Lil Bub, but it’s true). The only problem is that I’m afraid of Reddit. And everyone knows Reddit is how cats become famous.
So somebody who is not afraid of Reddit should post some pictures of Mister Face so he can become famous. Then when people are all, “Excuse me, ma’am, could you hold the elevator for me?” I can be all, “Um, I discovered Mister Face. What have you done?” as the door closes in their face.
MR….FACE….
Mr Face!! OMG! He deserves to be famous!
Grumpy Cat and Mr Face should form an alliance.
They could surely take over the world.
I’m going to be in Greenlake next week. My goal is to find this cat.
..is that creepy?
(via bragi-god-of-bullshit)
“What the…” Sherlock murmured, staring in awe at the spinning blue box that sped towards his moving taxi. Soon it was straight in front of him and the doors of the strange police box flew open; he was greeted by the Doctor who yelled at him urgently.
“Sherlock, you have to jump!”
The consulting detective wound down the window and tried to shout over the wind. “Don’t be ridiculous! Besides, I’ve had enough of jumping for a lifetime,” he added under his breath.
“The driver is a robot, it wants to kill you! It might be another of Moriarty’s creations. Look,” he said, noticing Sherlock’s scepticism, “Just trust me, you have to jump!”
OH MY GOD YES
(via jonnyluvssherlock)
Misha Collins: I think he would have the whole tramp stamp thing going on. Start wearing his trousers a little lower so you could see his G string.
(Asylum 10)This needed to be done.
so i typed this up in a wordpad
and i found a printer (one of my neighbours)
and i
printed some
i just did more
omg i just heard someone next door scream “WHO IS DOING THIS”
i wonder if they can HEAR ME LAUGHGING
NOW I’M DONE
THIS IS THE LAST ONE
THIS TIME
I AM DONE THIS TIME
(via bragi-god-of-bullshit)
The floor of a video game store, it is entirely flat
this would fuck me up
im not ok
Imagine a drunk person walking in there
i’d actually lose my shit if i went in there, fuck. i’d fall over
(via bragi-god-of-bullshit)
and that’s it that’s all it took to accept john simm as the Master
(Source: amysgone, via deanwinchestersfallenangel)
The Winchesters are what happens when people in horror movies become self-aware
(Source: andysexberg, via deanwinchestersfallenangel)
#this is the first time Sam’s ever got hurt on a hunt, #and Dean is still so young and fresh-faced, #just turned nineteen and alone with Sammy in the hospital while John finishes the job, #and he looks down at his little brother, #so small and broken and bloody on the white sheets, #and he swears to himself, #he’ll never see Sammy like that again, #he’ll never let anything hurt Sammy like that again
